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Hey, fellow pinball wizards! My name is Glen Shapiro here, and I’ve got something special to share. I've been eagerly waiting to dive into this one, and it’s finally here – the John Wick Premium pinball machine from Stern Pinball. And trust me, this bad boy doesn’t disappoint! As a fan of the John Wick franchise and a pinball enthusiast, I was beyond stoked to get my hands on this machine. So, let’s buckle up, because I’m about to take you on a wild ride through everything that makes this machine one of the best pinball experiences out there.
First Impressions – A Stunning Work of Art
When I first saw the John Wick Premium pinball machine, I couldn’t stop gawking at it. Seriously, the artwork alone is worth the price of admission. Stern teamed up with the talented Randy Martinez, who knocked it out of the park. The machine features striking neo-noir illustrations that perfectly capture the dark, edgy vibe of the John Wick films. The entire playfield is lit up with an LED-backed New York City skyline, giving you that moody, underworld feel every time you step up to the machine.
There’s no mistaking that you’re stepping into John Wick’s world from the get-go. The game’s cabinet is plastered with iconic imagery from the franchise: John in full assassin mode, the Continental Hotel, and of course, the Blood Oath Marker – a central feature of both the movies and the gameplay.
The Gameplay – High-Octane Action from the First Flip
Right off the bat, the game throws you into the action. Stern’s new AI-driven combat system is an absolute game-changer. Gone are the days when pinball lights randomly flickered or followed simple patterns. Now, the enemies react to YOU, which creates a dynamic, unpredictable gameplay experience that will keep you coming back for more. As you make your shots, you’ll see enemy lights move tactically around the playfield, trying to counter your objectives. It feels like you’re fighting off assassins, just like John Wick!
And speaking of Wick, if you’ve seen the films (and if you haven’t, what are you waiting for?), you’ll know how intense those fight scenes are. This pinball machine translates that energy into gameplay in the most exhilarating way. You get to engage in fast-paced car chases, gun fights, and even take on contracts from the High Table. The action is relentless, but in the best way possible.
The Weapons Crate – Unlock the Hidden Shot
One of the coolest features on this machine has to be John Wick’s weapons crate. Hidden within the playfield, this crate opens up, revealing a new shot path that’s not visible at first glance. The first time I triggered it, I was blown away – it's one of those “aha!” moments that make you feel like a total pinball wizard. The crate houses a whole arsenal of weapons (in pinball terms, of course), and utilizing them at the right time can give you an edge over your enemies.
I’ve also got to give a shoutout to the Blood Oath Marker. Not only is it a central feature of the films, but it’s integrated into the gameplay brilliantly. You have to decide when to use it carefully. Use it too soon, and you might find yourself in over your head. Wait too long, and you might not survive long enough to make the most of it.
The Audio – Immersive and Intense
Pinball is as much an auditory experience as it is visual, and John Wick Premium nails this aspect with precision. Stern worked with Charlie Benante from Anthrax and Pantera, who composed an original score for the machine. The music is heart-pumping and matches the intensity of the gameplay perfectly. I’m not usually one to geek out about the music in a pinball machine, but the sound design here is off the charts.
And let’s talk about voice acting. The game features custom narration by none other than Ian McShane, reprising his role as Winston, the mysterious owner of the Continental Hotel. McShane’s smooth, gravely voice guides you through the game, adding a layer of cinematic immersion that pulls you deeper into the John Wick universe.
Insider Connected – A Game Changer for Players
One of the features that sets the John Wick pinball machine apart is Stern’s Insider Connected™ system. This is more than just a fun bonus – it’s a game changer for players who want to take their pinball skills to the next level. By connecting to this system, you can track your progress, complete John Wick Quests, and take on Faction Contracts. The more contracts you complete, the higher your Assassin ranking goes. And let’s be honest – who doesn’t want to be ranked as one of the world’s top assassins?
Plus, if you’re the competitive type (like me), Insider Connected™ offers global leaderboards so you can see how you stack up against players worldwide. This feature also opens up opportunities for special challenges and events, so there’s always something fresh to keep you engaged.
Premium Perks – Why You Should Upgrade
Now, I know some of you might be wondering, “Glen, why should I spring for the Premium version instead of the Pro?” Here’s why: the John Wick Premium model is packed with extra features that make it worth every penny. For starters, you get the enhanced AI combat system I mentioned earlier. The level of sophistication in enemy movement is something you won’t find in the Pro version. You’ll also get more intricate mechanical features, including the aforementioned weapons crate and the Blood Oath Marker. See all the models available here.
But what really sets the Premium apart is the overall gameplay experience. Everything feels smoother, more immersive, and – in my humble opinion – more in line with what John Wick fans expect. If you’re a die-hard fan of the films (or just love high-quality pinball machines), the Premium model is where it’s at.
Final Thoughts – Get Ready for the Ultimate Pinball Experience
After spending hours with the John Wick Premium pinball machine, I can confidently say this: it’s an absolute must-play for any pinball enthusiast or fan of the franchise. Stern Pinball has knocked it out of the park with this one, combining cutting-edge technology, stunning visuals, and fast-paced, dynamic gameplay into one incredible package.
If you’re looking to step into the shoes of the world’s greatest assassin, fight off waves of enemies, and feel like a total badass while doing it, the John Wick Premium is the machine for you. It’s available right now at Nitro Pinball, and I can’t recommend it enough. So, what are you waiting for? Lock and load, because this machine is ready to kick some serious butt!
Oh, and if you read this far, thanks you. I'd be remiss if i didn't give a huge shout out to Tommy and the awesome Nitro Pinball team. Nitro Pinball has the best selection of Pinball Machine Parts and Accessories in North America. If you need a pinball machine, flipper, pinball, a playfield part for any brand, not just Stern Pinball, then you need to explore their huge in-stock inventory of Pinball Parts.
Catch you on the leaderboards, friends!
– Glen Shapiro, Pinball Enthusiast
