Alright, lean in. I’ve got some juicy intel—and no, it’s not classified, but it might as well be. If you're even thinking about getting your hands on Pinball Brothers' upcoming Predator Pinball Machine, you need to read this and then SMASH THAT WAITLIST BUTTON faster than Dutch firing Ol' Painless.
Seriously.
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Don’t be the guy who finds out later they missed it because they “needed to think about it.” You’ve been warned.
Now, let’s talk about what we know…
FEATURES REVEALED (AND THEY’RE GLORIOUS):
- Wide-body playfield for that brutal jungle war feel—because this ain’t no lightweight skirmish
- Three flippers to keep your reflexes crying and your ball time brutal
- Interactive chopper with physical ball lock—YES, THERE'S A CHOPPA
- Attacking Predator toy—it hunts your ball. Let that sink in
- Ol’ Painless minigun toy that spins and fires balls with actual muzzle flashes. Cue the goosebumps
- Exploding rebel camp lightshow—it’s like a Michael Bay movie but in your basement
- Fully lit Yautja apron display—this ain’t your dad’s apron art
- Wristblade gauntlet ramp—yes, they went there, and yes, it looks deadly
- Camp attack ramp to keep the ball flowing like blood in the jungle
- Diverted chopper ramp—because one chopper ramp isn’t enough
- Scorpion loop ramp for that extra fast flip-chasing action
- Stealth black Predator icon trim—as deadly-looking as it is smooth
And then there’s the Trophy Package. Oh, you didn’t think they’d leave the jungle bling out, did you?
- "Starry Green Metallic" Jungle Warfare trims
- Extra ammo (whatever that ends up meaning—but we’re guessing it’s awesome)
- All the visual flex a Predator would demand after a successful hunt
WIDEBODY MEANS WIDE FUN
From what we’ve seen and heard (shout out to Kaneda’s Pinball Podcast for the scoop), this game is loaded. Like, loaded-loaded. It looks like Pinball Brothers threw every jungle trap and glowing gadget they had into this thing—and it shows.
ONE MORE TIME, FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK:
If you’re even remotely into Predator, 80s action, killer toys, or just pinball machines that go HARD—don’t wait.
We don’t know how many machines they’ll make. We don’t know how long they’ll be around. But we do know this: if you wait too long, you’ll be kicking yourself harder than Arnold dropkicking a tree.
Stay tuned for more updates and first looks as they roll in. But don’t say we didn’t warn you.
