Alright, pinheads, let’s talk about the absolute MONSTER of a sign that just rolled into Nitro Pinball. Stern has outdone themselves with this Stern Pinball Alley Arcade Sign—and trust me, it’s not just a sign. It’s a statement. A bold, LED-lit, 90-inch-long declaration to the world that your game room is THE place to be. Whether you're turning your basement into a pinball paradise or just need something to remind the neighbours they’re living next to a legend, this sign delivers.
And when I say it’s huge, I mean it’s HUGE. At 90” x 36” x 9”, this beauty is taller than most people (and definitely way more fun to have around). Forget your standard neon bar sign—this baby is a fully electrified flex. Imagine walking into your game room, the lights dimmed, and the Pinball Alley sign glowing like it’s straight out of a retro arcade fever dream. It’s the perfect vibe for pinball tournaments, parties, or just you, basking in the glory of your excellent taste.
Oh, and did I mention it’s only 22 pounds? Yep, Stern listened to all you folks who complained the last one was heavier than your favorite pinball machine. This limited-run version is sleek, lightweight, and ready to ship, which means no excuses for skipping out on this bad boy. Your game room needs this. And, don't forget about picking up the latest pinball machines!
Plug It In, Light It Up
The Stern Pinball Alley Arcade Sign is exclusive to Stern, which means it’s dripping with arcade authenticity. It plugs into any standard 120v outlet—easy peasy. The LED lights are what take this thing over the top. Unlike old-school neon signs that get hot and guzzle electricity, this LED-powered marvel stays cool and keeps your electric bill from skyrocketing. Plus, LEDs last practically forever, so this sign will still be glowing long after you’ve mastered the art of multi-ball.
Picture it: “Pinball Alley” lighting up your space in vivid, electric color. It’s bright, it’s bold, and it’s screaming, “Yeah, I’m obsessed with pinball. What of it?”
LIMITED RUN ALERT
Here’s the kicker—this is a limited run. That means once they’re gone, they’re GONE. Don’t be that person who waits too long, only to see these bad boys selling for double the price on eBay in a year. Get yours while supplies last. Seriously.
It’s super simple: slap down a $250 deposit now, and then you’ll pay the remaining $3,249 before it ships. Yeah, it’s an investment—but honestly, what’s the price of happiness? And by happiness, I mean a 90-inch LED masterpiece that screams “Pinball Royalty” to everyone who enters your lair.
Where to Get Yours
So, what are you waiting for? Head over to Nitro Pinball and secure your Stern Pinball Alley Arcade Sign today. At $3,499 + shipping and tax (where applicable), this isn’t just a purchase; it’s an upgrade to your entire existence. Don’t let this sign slip through your flippers—get yours now before someone else nabs the last one.
Because let’s be real: your pinball collection is screaming for this sign. It’s the crown jewel your game room deserves, and it’s ready to ship. Order now and light up your pinball haven like the arcade legend you were born to be.
